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Seven Years Ago…

Posted on August 31st, 2006 by Josh
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johnelway.jpgSeven years ago I was…

  • Playing with something called GeoCities…
  • Bemoaning the retirement of John Elway
  • Getting my first computer with a DVD player
  • Buying my first DVD (The Ghost and the Darkness)
  • Seeing the Phantom Menace for the 9th time…

What were you doing?

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Conversations with Mia

Posted on August 13th, 2006 by Josh
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noah.jpg
Mia: What’s this?
(pointing to her wooden replica of Noah’s Ark)
Daddy: That’s Noah’s Ark.
Mia: No it’s not. It’s mine.

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My New Name

Posted on August 6th, 2006 by Josh
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The following is a conversation with Mia:

Mickie: How old are you?
Mia: I two.
Mickie: What’s your name?
Mia: My name is Mia.
Mickie: Where’s mommy?
Mia: Points to mommy.
Mickie: Where’s daddy?
Mia: Points to me.
Mickie: What’s mommy’s name?
Mia: Mommy.
Mickie: What’s daddy’s name?
Mia: Snappy.

(Snappy is the name of a turtle we saw at a garage sale…6 weeks ago.)

And now presenting the winner of the Scripps Spelling Bee sometime in the future…

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It’s Like Rain on Your Wedding Day

Posted on August 2nd, 2006 by Josh
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I was going to Walmart the other day to pick up some stuff I probably didn’t need when my parking radar was activated. I always seem to get to Walmart about a minute after everyone else in Des Moines and am relegated to parking across the street or in some cases in Illinois. This particular day my senses were keen and I spotted what I thought was a front row spot. It turned out to be handicapped. Now don’t tell me that you’ve never been tempted to park in one – just for a minute of course. What are the odds the entire handicapped population would show up in those few minutes?

Now I know what you’re thinking, I parked in a handi spot and when I came out I saw some poor crippled person driving around aimlessly because they couldn’t find a spot because some heartless “20 something year old” had taken what was rightfully theirs. I didn’t do that.

What I did do was take another lap around and low and behold while I was at the bottom of the row I saw a car backing out. Could it be?? I strained my neck to check if the spot was legit and gunned the engine. It was, and I was off. Out of the corner of my eye I saw another car who had apparently seen the spot open up and it was a race to see who could claim it first. Unfortunetly he had a slight lead coming from another row and just beat me to the spot.

As if losing that spot wasn’t bad enough, I noticed something hanging from the rear view mirror as the driver hobbled into the store. A handicapped parking permit…

Shouldn’t that be a $100 fine?

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