I know its not exclusive but one of the features I like most on my iPod is the “shuffle songs” feature. I often discover music I had forgotten I had.

So today I thought I would post the first 5 songs that come up. No cheating. And here they are.

1. Deck the Hall by the Burlington High School Choir on the Christmas Classics album (Mickie’s High School Choir)
2. Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice on the Best of album (best of what??? I’m not sure. Maybe “one hit wonder white rappers with really bad hair…”)
3. The Great Adventure by Steven Curtis Chapman on the Greatest Hits album (This song has a very cool intro.)
4. Crazy Times by Jars of Clay on the Much Afraid Album (This is one of my favorite albums by Jars)
5. All I Ask of You by Sara Brightman and Cliff Richard on the Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack (when I’m in the car by myself this is one of those songs I’ll belt out at the top of my lungs…)

I challenge those of you with the shuffle feature on your music player to post in the comments the first 5 songs that come up.

Our new house is bringing us many new and exciting things. One of the things I am most excited about is the basement that has a separate tv room/office and game room. For the tv room we (I) bought a sectional and matching ottoman. I am already dreaming about the Sunday naps I will take on it.

Members of the world unite!
If you are sick and tired of receiving forwards that can change your life, show you cute and cuddly animals, preach against the demise of Christianity in America, endless chicken soup stories, and the latest virus threats that will end humanity as we know it, join me in my fight to ban the forward button on all email applications. Or maybe this would work better.

Here is a great tip for all of you who are thinking about seeing a film at an IMAX theatre. Get there early and sit near the top. We made the mistake last night of arriving close to the start of the movie (we saw Superman).

In my ignorance I thought that all IMAX theatres would be about the same. The only other one I have been to is in Denver. In the Mile High City the screen is about twice as big and the lowest row of seats in the stadium seating is positioned a comfortable distance away from screen. Contrast that with the Des Moines Science Center’s IMAX where the screen isn’t that much bigger than some movie theatres and the seats are almost close enough to the screen to touch it. I guess it makes it look bigger. Now I’m not sure of the logic behind this (and maybe they have to) but they projected the movie from about half way up the screen to the top of screen. That wouldn’t be so bad if the top of screen didn’t curve up onto the ceiling. I think we accidentally wandered into the planetarium…

So imagine us seated near the bottom having to crane our necks in a 90 degree angle just to see the action. I could have really used one of those hospital bendy straws for my drink. We finally figured out that if you slouched down far enough where your rear is completely off of the seat and your head was jammed into the back of your seat you had a pretty good angle – for about 5 minutes until your legs fell asleep and your neck cramped up.

So to help you all out, either get there early or beg the staff to point the projector down a few feet. Now if you will excuse me, I’ve run out of icy-hot.

Sorry to write another post about soccer, but Jason Kottke had some interesting thoughts that I read today and I though I would rehash my version…
I watched most of the Germany/Italy semi-final yesterday and I have come to the conclusion that I would enjoy following soccer. Yes, the scoring isn’t as high and the action isn’t constantly faced paced but it is very interesting and these guys are world class athletes right up there with the top basketball and football players we follow.

So why haven’t I ever nor will I ever be a devoted soccer fan? Back to that in a minute.

It is interesting to note that the number one youth sport in America is soccer. Knowing this one would conclude that it is a very popular sport in America as well. But it’s not – how come? David Jabobs recently offered up a great explanation and one I had never thought of.

Our best athletes go to basketball, football, and baseball, roughly in that order. Soccer gets the dregs, sadly. Don’t you think Terrell Owens would be a better striker than Landon Donovan? Even a 50-year-old Darrel Green might be faster than the fastest player on the US Soccer team, and so on.

Jeffery Toobin of the New Yorker also made the following observation which I again I think is right on the money.

Every kid in the American suburbs, it seems, owns a pair of shin guards. Soccer accords nicely with baby-boomer parents’ notions about sports: every kid gets to play, no one stands out too much, there’s plenty of running and trophies for all. If [John Robert's] children are typical, they will play neighborhood soccer for a few years, with enthusiastic but inexperienced parent coaches, and then wander away from the game by adolescence. Great high-school athletes tend to migrate to football and basketball, where they can play in front of big crowds and perhaps qualify for college scholarships. Soccer in the suburbs serves mostly as a bridge between Barney and Nintendo; it’s a pleasant diversion, not a means of developing brutes like Jan Koller, to say nothing of the magicians who stock the Brazilian team.

So it seems we have a vicious circle in the making. Kids don’t want to play soccer because they can’t get a college scholarship or be famous in their blue collar home town, which dilutes the talent level, that then brings down the quality of the game and doesn’t really interest the casual fan who is corporate America’s main target for advertising who then doesn’t provide the big money and exposure althletes crave which then sends the best athletes who have actually chosen to play soccer overseas. And so on and so on.

How can I be a devoted fan when I am presented with a watered down product that will never win and has one tenth of the excitement of a NFL game?

What could Dwayne Wade or Kobe do on a soccer field? Do you honestly think anyone would ever contest Terrel Owens for a midfield header? Michael Vick on a breakaway?

Ahhh, the possibilities. What athletes do you think could be superstars in another sport?

All American traditions include football, baseball,apple pie,suing, and garage sales. When you think about it garage sales are actual quite snobbish. In essence you are saying “This stuff isn’t worthy of me anymore. I used to like it, but I am so past that stage in my life.” In our arrogance we actually think people want to buy and wear our old gym shorts. Mmmmm, sweat stains.

So we are having a garage sale this weekend and I am presently in the process of turning up my nose in disgust of every reprobate creature that looks my stuff.

But the garage saler can get you back. They can browse through your stuff and turn up their nose. What?!! You don’t like the lamp shaped as a women’s leg with fishnet stocking?!! How insulting.

I’ve also noticed that you subconsciously profile each person as they handle your stuff. In my head I’m thinking: “Are you really good enough for my camera? We had some good times. We have a bond. Will you treat her well? What will you do together? You don’t look like the kind of person that needs that.” And so on.

In the end I hope we get rid of all this stuff and in a year I’ll come to your place and buy it all back.