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Blowout

So, what’s with the title? I would be interested to hear what your initial thoughts were when you read the title? Did I have a bad tire, did I get really mad, did Mia’s diaper leak? Nope, none of the above. Believe it or not is has to do with a sporting event.

I was invited to go with Pastor Dave to the Drake UNI football game tonight. And so I went. The game was really close for the first 5 minutes and then UNI put up 42 points in the first half. So while the game wasn’t that exciting there were a few things that were. Let me share them with you. First of all it was my first experience “in the dome.” This is a big deal in Iowa. We have a dome. The UNI-Dome. Nothing real spectacular, but it is a fun place to watch a game. They obviously play on Astro-turf which brought back fond memories of high school football and rug burns. The second exciting experience was the fact that I bought a hot dog inside the stadium of a live sporting event for under $10. In fact there was a special going on for these “Dome Dogs.” They were only $1. No, they wern’t little weinies. (Is that how you speall weinies?) You know the little minature sausage things on a toothpick? By the way I normally suck on those toothpicks for awhile cause they still have the taste of BBQ… Anyway, back to the hot dogs. Yes $1! I got 2. And that was about it for the exciting experiences. Sorry if I got your hopes up and now you are disapointed. If so then you can add in: the roof of the dome blew off and we were exposed to a bright light which looked like an alien craft after which the players were switched for alien counterparts, yet the dome dogs were still only a dollar.

Next. I think I am really sick or something because I am not pumped up for football season like I should be. Maybe I’m too depressed after watching nothing but baseball hightlights for what seems like 30 years. Someone tackle me.

There are a few spots left for my Yahoo Fantasy Football leasgue if you would like in. Email me by tomorrow morning and I will get you the details.

One interesting side note: On the way home from the game we stopped at a gas station in the middle of nowhere and they had Coke imported from Mexico in glass bottles. Huh? Yeah, that’s what I said. When I asked the cashier about it, she replied nonchalantly that they always have them. Hmmm, well alrighty then. I bought 2.

written on September 2, 2005 in Other Stuff · 1

Comments

  1. Dad says:
    September 2, 2005 at 10:28 am

    Actually, since you asked, you spell it as wienies. And while we’re on the subject, you spell spell as spell, not speall. Do you know what wheather is? It’s the worst spell of weather we’ve had around here in years (?!!) – not to be confused with what happened in New Orleans.

  2. Josh says:
    September 2, 2005 at 11:51 am

    I know I am a bad spealler. I blame it all on MS Word. I don’t even try to spell stuff right because it automatically corrects it for you. Google too for that matter.

    But…the word speall was spealled with my tung planted firmlee in my cheak.

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